12.23.09

anything but the iron lung (wait, that's for polio?)

horrid bronchitis

a chest pain worse than heartache

inhaler, save me!

new music crush

la roux, you're delish

where have you been all my life?

rockin' out at work

giving a training...

impart my wisdom

DON'T sleep with people at work

backfire potential

12.6.09

looking to the past
can we truly dismiss it?
should i revisit?

but what if some things
should dissolve like old pennies
and be forgotten?

and an encore of
lucid dreams. i'm chasing you,
an apparition.

and just as in life,
you briefly submit, but then
abandon us. ouch.

12.5.09

so much potential
should I stay on the right track
but there's something else.

tres mysterieux
feelings bump, grind and twirl
without my consent

if I have one more
unknown variable here
I will lose my shit

I'm amazed, appalled
at my anger, confusion;
at our behavior.

at his behavior.
but mainly my behavior.
...my own worst critic.

it's birthday time
and this year it's tiring
and not exciting.

11.26.09

for those i know in
my present and recent past
happy holiday!

can she do it?

it's the first attempt
at a vegetarian
holiday. BRING IT.

what to wear?

elastic waistbands
are sadly not an option.
you can't sink that low.

turkey haiku

bawk gobble bawk bawk
bawkidy cluck cluck bawk
BAWWWWWWK kee kee run... purr.*

*sounds for this haiku were verified by the WikiAnswer page http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_noise_does_a_turkey_make

i had an amazing dream!

I told Obama
to be mindful of gender
pronouns. I'm badass.

11.23.09

winter, part 1
stepping out my door
i hear a chorus of birds
perched on the bare limbs

winter, part 2
it's time for whiskey
fireplaces and blankets
warm whispers cold toes

winter, part 3
the only downside
to having really short hair
is icicle ears

11.20.09- Part 2

when you use your mom's computer...

rule when googling
phrases like "blonde chick blow job":
erase history!




















grosssssssssss

nothing more awkward
than realizing your mom knows
your sex fantasies

11.20.09

better than a four leaf clover

how lucky am i
to have amazing people
drowning me with love.