11.19.09

These are the very first hatekus I wrote; I was wondering where they had gone. (I found them on my i-phone.) They resound with fresh resentment and bitterness. Voila, hateku in its purest form:

you're flaky, literally
try to fall asleep
your smell is on my pillow
....so is your dandruff





















yes, i want to hurt you
you truly deserve
world's deepest papercut
rub some salt in deep

final grade: f
scale of one to ten;
your sexual aptitude?
a five. sad but true.

location, location, location
island of Lesbos
cunnilingus guaranteed
you stingy bastard

my parting gift
a delivery
flaming bad full of dog shit
not deep dish pizza.


ask and ye shall receive... sometimes
you got more haikus
than you gave me orgasms
a sad, cruel world

10.25.09

moment of truth (dedicated to MCB)

utter clarity
i'd prefer to watch hulu
than sleep with you-lu

some things can't be taught

parting the red sea
being able to walk on water
dr dr droppin' it.

elbow deep in something slimy

when you stick your hand
into a full pumpkin it's
like birthing a calf.

not as perceptive as i thought

obliviousness
happens to the most of us
me, apparently