Post Garden of Eden
Adam managed to
lift his... spirits.. enough to
impregnate Eve twice
sons Cain and Abel
God played favorites, much to
the chagrin of Cain
Cain took Abel down
in Old-Testament style
slain in a field! ouch!
God found out, of course
"you can't read my poker face"
said Cain--but God could.
Banished into the Land of Nod..
Cain's punishment was
"too great for him to bear"...so
he made babies too.
Adam's lifespan was
nine hundred thirty years?
Was he a robot?!?!
buh
... chapter five is just
old dudes having babies and
living forever.
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