Thursday, November 26, 2009

11.26.09

for those i know in
my present and recent past
happy holiday!

can she do it?

it's the first attempt
at a vegetarian
holiday. BRING IT.

what to wear?

elastic waistbands
are sadly not an option.
you can't sink that low.

turkey haiku

bawk gobble bawk bawk
bawkidy cluck cluck bawk
BAWWWWWWK kee kee run... purr.*

*sounds for this haiku were verified by the WikiAnswer page http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_noise_does_a_turkey_make

i had an amazing dream!

I told Obama
to be mindful of gender
pronouns. I'm badass.

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